Lionsgate is remaking the classic hip-thrusting feature film that crazed the eighties. Many fans are concerned if the film will stay in its classic form and ring true to the original. I say that this film MUST stray completely away from the classic and go in a new direction... MAKE IT DIRTY! And when I say dirty- I'm talking about absolute FILTH! I do not mean that Baby should be backed into a corner and the porno music should be cued. I mean, that this film needs to be taken at face value and made as absolutely unsanitary as possible! The director Kenny Ortega should throw mud on the couple while they're dancing the cha-cha- like a bunch of pigs rolling in their slop. Dump used coffee filters on the cast while they're doing the west-coast swing. Forget dance shoes. Let the splinters, bunions and athlete's foot rot away the camera-lense. You may be asking why? And the answer is because I'm sick of metaphors.
Am I right? - Because I think I'm right.
Wouldn't a compromise be mud wrestling? It's both dirty AND dirty.
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